FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT (courtesy of urbandictionary.com)

Sex (in the butt) In The City:
A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about successful middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every opportunity to settle down and have a family what do they do, bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.
I am incredibly bored so I’m going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women.


Angry Pirate:
When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Dude, I gave your sister an angry pirate, and that’s why she's limping a little... (don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... that’s a whole different story).


Jump-Off:
A female who is available anytime & anyplace for any type of sexual encounter.
...after a full night of clubbin', we went to White Castles and hooked-up with this jump-off who got it poppin.


Tony Danza:
To clarify, the Tony Danza is when you are balls-deep in a woman from behind and while ramming her mercilessly, you proceed to yell, "Who's the boss?! Who's the boss, bitch?!" Typically, she will yell, "You are!" at which point you turn her around, slap her with your cock and yell, "No. Tony Danza's the boss, bitch"
"Man, I Tony Danza'd that chickenhead I took home from the bar last night."


Pearl Necklace:
The glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. One of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace." 
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?