Rerun Sunday

I haven't done one of these in a while. For those of you who don't know what Rerun Sunday is: essentially, I am forcing you to read the archives by re-posting or linking to an archived post. I know today is not Sunday, but I don't fucking care. I am the queen of this blog, and if you don't like it I'll order your head to be chopped off (and I don't mean the head attached to your neck.)

This morning I woke up with a craving for sausage.

That is all.