I’m not an attention whore. I prefer to take the classy route as opposed to the “look at my cleavage and watch me jump on this trampoline” route. I don’t need to get up on the bar and show off my Britney in order to get hit on. But, there are certain places where I leave little to the imagination. At the beach, for example, you will always find me in the tiniest two-piece possible. If I’m going to tan I might as well tan as much of me as I can. Another place that is basically impossible to remain lady like is the gym. Oh yes, the gym.
Between all the sweating, panting, moaning, and nipples, it’s pretty safe to say the gym is a crazily sexual place. I regularly feel like I should be charging the gym! I mean, the fact that I am essentially in a porno with some of the machines has to be some of the motivation for the creepy old men to continue working out.
Sometimes I actually think my personal trainer is making me do certain exercises just to see how far I’ll go:
Personal Trainer: “No really Elle, this exercise works way better if you take your shirt off while you’re doing it.”
Below I have compiled a short series of some of the most sexual exercises. Give them a try if you would like to join in on my – unintentional – quest of looking like a total whore while at the gym.
Exercise #1: Dirty Pull Ups
Exercise #2: The Full Disclosure
Exercise #3: The Proposition
Exercise #4: The Hanging Slut
Exercise #5: The Wonder Whore
Happy sweating!
