OK, that is actually false. I am working a summer camp with adolescent children that suck the life out of me and leave no room to deal with the older doppelgangers of adolescent children: grown men. BUT - I must share this:
My profile 'tag line' on Match.com was "Let's not take phone pictures of ourselves in mirrors..." because aside from being shorter than me, lacking any semblance of even an ounce of mastery of the English language, a fondness for cats, and of course the bountiful usage of !, LOL, and :) ... I cannot STAND when people post these grainy self-portraits, fresh from the studio in their bathroom.
Realizing that I may have come off as slightly bitchy (because that is how I meant it), I decided to take it down this morning and change it to something else. And then, 5 minutes later, it happened...
"Hey how's it going, I came across your profile and thought we had some similarities, so I thought I'd introduce myself! I'm 23 I run 2 small businesses, I'm a hotel concierge and a personal trainer, I'm really goofy and do occasional standup :p. Love music, and I lovelife. So tell me something about yourself?:) Take a look through my profile and see if I'm someone you'd be interested in!"
He probably even likes cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>:O
