So on this particular evening, I have nothing planned, nor to I have a large entourage heading to the bar like I'm used to. Instead I find myself heading out with one of my favorite wingmen (he reminds me alot of Mr. Whisky actually) who is always a "guarantee" for an eventful night. Its the nights where you don't expect anything to happen, you get the best stories.
We settle on a lounge with an older crowd, a far contrast to the drunk, brain dead university sluts that habituate most of my usual establishments. Walking outside to the patio with drink in hand, I'm pinpointing attractive girls to make eye contact with. Found a target, I look away, she looks back again....strike up bell sir, we have a winner. I noticed one of the girls has a camera, my wingman brilliantly decides to take their picture, introductions are made, conversation is ensued, my night has just gotten started
Of the two girls (both European), one of them is very attractive, the other....not so much (alien looking face, short hair...no thanks). Both have dynamite bodies, career women and around our age, so we're dealing with quality either way. It was as though we were having our own private party in the booth, my wingman and I played the night perfectly like John Stockton feeding Karl Malone (its a basketball reference, look it up ladies) As the cards fall, my wingman is vibing better with the hotter of the euros, no biggie I'll keep chatting up the friend (like a good wingman) should.
Now some events take place throughout the evening that are completely harmless.
1) The girls request to take a picture with us, I convince a group of guys to take the picture and they have a bit of fun with the group, persuading the girls to kiss us on the cheek, putting our arm around them etc. They we're cool with it, everyone was laughing
2) We invite them to my wingmans rooftop patio for drinks after the lounge. They decline claiming they have to be up early to hit the road in the morning, totally cool. We keep talking to them, night continues
3) We figure out they are going to the same bar as us the next night (we we're attending a friends bday) we both agreed to meet them there, the following evening.
After finishing up what was a successful evening of courting these girls, we all partied ways. While we didn't go home with the girls, it didn't matter because we genuinely had good conversation and a fine evening. The NEXT night, we see the girls as expected and this time its a different situation. Music is playing, its loud, we can't talk and I'm totally not feeling my girl at all (nor was I attracted to her and my wingmanship can only go so far) So I ditch wingman, and the 2 girls and celebrate my friends birthday instead. As I'm hanging out with my friends, I meet another girl, who's alot more attractive and I settle the evening on her.
Everything is cool until a few days later my wingman finds out this information from Hot Euro after they go on a date.
Apparently alien girl thought I was a "scumbag" because.....
1) In one of the pictures, I apparently had my back turned to her a bit, so she thought I was being cocky and arrogant. She deleted the pictures because she didn't like my attitude.
2) When I invited her and her friend back to the rooftop midway though the night, she thought I was implying sex.
Now in reality I shouldn't give a shit because as I said I wasn't attracted to to this girl but I think this brings up a bigger point with women in general.
First being THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SINGLE BITCH !
Second, I didn't know this was a fashion photographer taking my picture, did Dr. Phil tell you men are emotionally unavailable when they're back is slightly turned ? Give me a break, I think if Ieaned away for any reason, its because I couldn't understand you with that awful accent.
Third, I didn't drink nearly enough alcohol for me to even consider sleeping with you that evening. Seriously. Why would I invite you back to my friends rooftop to bang you ? If anything I'd take you to my apartment which is closer, and tell you we should REALLY watch "Cruel Intentions" I actaully invited you to the rooftop for a nice view, and good conversation, Jesus women are stupid !
I left this article as a "part" series because I'm know for a fact I'll find other stupid things that women do, which thus keeps them single. The solution is just f***ing talking to me about inappropriate things I unconsciously do....thats all !
