AWWW SHIT

The worst has happened... I thought Elle and I would be able to make it a year before anyone of influence (parents, employers, etc.) would find the site... Unfortunately Elle and I overheard my mom reading the title of an article off S and the S today while the three of us were"chillin" in my bedroom. I flipped on my mom and threatened her life if she ever went on it again. She swore she wouldn't (I'm a tough bitch), but she's taking her laptop to Cuba for a week and I know hercuriousity will get the best of her. God damn it mom!! So it's going to be a shock to everyone, but especially Elle, that I ended up deleting some of my posts. But don't worry, i only deleted the really good, raunchy ones. I don't need my mom getting any visuals, and as Elle will agree, my mom still (somehow) has the power to ground me. Truth is... I'm scared of her. Noooo...not really scared, but I do care about her opinion of me... and while she's proud of my writing, she's only ever seen the G rated stuff. So I apologize... but the truth is... family comes first. And I saw Whitefang last weekend and he was PISSED... apparently posting about him and telling all his friends was NOT a good idea... I'm sure he'll get over it... one day... when we're 75.yours truly, abz